To know me is to...........

It was brought to my attention that lots of people want to know more about me, my personality, whereabouts, likes, dislikes etc. Which is rather odd, cos there’s plenty of info about me in this blog, and elsewhere in the virtual world. And besides…… most of them lack the courage to share even a minimum of info about themselves, and rather stay in hiding, lol. Not that this would matter to me tho. I know my pappenheimers (grin).

Can’t find it u say? Seriously? Well in that case, either u r a dumbass, incapable of reading and/or searching, or the usual grumbler only interested in grumble.

But hey, never mind, this is ur day, as many moons ago when Yahoo 360 was still alive, a friend sent me this questionnaire, and as the good friend that i am, i took the time at that time to answer her questions, which she probably copied/pasted from a silly internet site. So get informed, enjoy, dislike, whatever, but make sure to……… remember.



1. Height?

5’11”

2. Have you ever smoked heroin?

No.

3. Do you own a gun?

Yes, more than one.

4. Do you get nervous before doctor appointments?

It’s the doc who’s getting nervous when i enter his practice.

5. What do you think of hot dogs?

Well, as long as they’re a foot long……

6. What's your favorite Christmas song?

None.

7. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?

Nothing, as mostly i’m sleeping then.

8. Can you do push ups?

Yes. The question should have been tho…….how many?!

9. Is your bathroom clean?

All of them?

10. What's your favorite piece of jewelry?

A braided silver belt, 4”wide.

11. Do you like painkillers?

Why should pain be killed?

12. Do you have A.D.D.?

No.

13. ??????????????

Oh jolly, i loooove question marks.

14. Middle Name?

None.

15. Name 3 thoughts at this exact moment?

Hair, sweat, horse. Oh geeez......new moment already. I pass.

16. Name the last 3 things you have bought?

Leather dress, ice-cream, nail polish.

17.Name 3 drinks you regularly drink:

Wine, water, cranberry juice.

20. What happened to18 and 19 ??????????

They’re bickering about numbers.

21. Current worry?

None.

22. Current hate?

Fascists & company.

23. Favorite place to be?

That Place

24. How did you bring in the New Year?

Can’t remember.

25. Where would you like to go?

A parallel universe.

26. Do you own slippers?

Yes.

27. What shirt are you wearing?

No shirt here right now.

28. Do you tan or burn?

Tan. (I burn others tho.)

29. Favorite color(s)?

Black, blue, red, and dark black.

30. Would you be a pirate?

What u mean……would?

31. What songs do you sing in the shower?

Russian and Gypsy folksongs, arias from Lucia di Lammamoor, Carmen etc.

32. What did you fear that was going to get you at night as a child?

Hmmmm, i was waiting to get THEM eh.

33. What's in your pockets right now?

No pockets.

34. Last thing that made you laugh?

This questionnaire.

35. Best bed sheets as a child?

Whatever. All i know is, that i love the leather ones i have now.

36.Worst injury you've ever had?

Bullet in the chest.

37. How many TVs do you have in your house?

Haven’t counted them.

38. Who is your loudest friend?

It’s unusual for people to raise their voice when i’m around.

39. Who is your most silent friend?

The one(s) i had to bury

40. Does someone have a crush on you?

Many r suffering from that.

41. Do u wish on shooting stars?

Never.

42. What is your favorite book?

Go look in my profile.

43. What song do/did you want played at your wedding?

Marriage? R u kidding?

44. What song do you want played at your funeral?

Pietro Mascagni's Intermezzo from Cavalleria Rusticana.

45. What were you doing @ 12 AM last night?

Changing into something comfortable.

46. What was the first thing you thought of when you woke up?

First……..What the heck. Split second later…………..Ah ……….smells delicious.



So now u know.

Um......it's not my fault she left out all the questions u so desperately wanted answers to eh?