Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Real Bimbos


Ahem.........who am i to say what real bimbos r, huh? I tell u what. I don't give a rat's ass what real really is. I know one thing tho: The ones who sell themselves as the real thing, r not that at all. A real bimbo never wants a sugar daddy taking care of her. A real bimbo never ever wants to be a male's trophy. A real bimbo is never ever someone's silly dumbass giggling doll. Oh sure, she can pretend to be like that, play like that, and fool the world splendidly, but in fact a real bimbo is a way above average intelligent, elegant, and sophisticated Alpha-Woman, eager to be enslaved by women like me. And yes indeed, a real bimbo is incredibly curvy at the right places. Which makes her stand out of the crowd, leaving the crowd in awe, and making her sisters with less blossomed bosoms green with envy.

There's a special kind of real bimbos too. A class apart so to speak, recognizable by their huge clits, aka She-males. Although i prefer GG's, i really love the ones who r as addicted to leather and rubber like me, and can walk in 6" heels as if they were dancing on clouds, seducing a pantheon of gods with their bodily movements and facial expressions. I often go out with creatures like that, creating havoc on the streets, in chic restaurants, and all kinds of prohibited areas were people, driven by dogmas, morals, protocols, and other stupid cultural prescribed phenomena, r gathering to convince themselves they're the chosen and righteous ones. The silly thing is tho, these creeps envy us, hahahahaha. Bunch of hypocrites, that's what they r.


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For all u suckers, still suffering from stupid opinions, crawling up from stinking vanilla sewer systems, eventually making u feel guilty and miserable, and even forcing u in a way to consider to give up ur natural sexuality, i've uploaded a video of one of the best specimen of womanhood. Enjoy! And take to heart what the song is all about.

Oh yeah, for all u illiterate ones, who r too lazy to go out into the world and learn a few languages, read the subtitles lol.

Real bimbos? My ass! I simply call them, Bimbos. The rest? U mean the ones pretending? Oh those? Who cares!? But Bimbos they r NOT!



Post scriptum

As y'all can see in the comment section, someone going by the name of Tyggertom is questioning my description of bimbo. Not my Bimbo eh, but the general type, hehehe. So what does a woman who craves to be objective do? Call in an expert of cors. Here she is.

11 comments:

  1. " in fact a real bimbo is a way above average intelligent, elegant, and sophisticated Alpha-Woman"

    BIMBO stands for Body IMpressive, Brain Optional. But of course you are free to call pizza cheese-cake.

    T.

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  2. The pizza dilemma:
    U mean like it became common practice to call a police state a democracy, or a vanilla woman forcing her men's dick into the cb of his choice, a femdom?

    Back to ur bimbos now:
    Ur definition came from men who were afraid of intelligent bombshells. So, in order to keep their fragile self-esteem a bit upright, they created ur bimbo. But u know? Bimbo also stands, among a variety of other things, for:
    - Kind of a bread.
    - A soft drink.
    - A city in Africa.
    - Betty Boop's bf.
    - Buy in Management Buy Out.

    See? There's more to it than u thought.

    Btw, did u know that bimbo can also refer to a man? Especially a foolish one? Feel related? It's all good tho. Very reassuring too. Cos the next time u need to share one of ur one-dimensional comments, u don't need to check if ur brain is in gear. Just be ur full blown bimbo in all ur glorious manhood.

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  3. "- Kind of a bread.
    - A soft drink.
    - A city in Africa.
    - Betty Boop's bf.
    - Buy in Management Buy Out.
    See? There's more to it than u thought."

    You are insulting your intelligence.

    I just find it funny that to you there seem to be no problem in bending the concept behind the term "bimbo" until it isn't recognizable any more, but when it comes to femdom, there's no kind of it acceptable to you safe your own approach, to the extent that you furiously blame people who call something else "femdom", too.

    T.

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  4. Huh? Not very original that comment of urs. It’s kind of a replica. Many said this many moons ago already. And they still come back, to repeat their stuffy lectures, accompanied by eager rookies. All of them have major problems to gracefully digest the fact, that in contrast to bimbo, there’s only one kind of femdom, a.k.a. feminine femdom, a.k.a. my femdom. And to be perfectly clear: It’s Ayesha’s femdom people, a.k.a. femdom. But to paraphrase William Cowper:
    Ayesha moves in mysterious ways
    Her femdom to perform
    She plants her boots onto men
    And rides the God of War

    Pssssst Tyggertommy, come a bit closer now, sit here on my black leather couch, close to me, so i can touch ur brain. Now keep this a secret. Just something between u and me eh? U know? It’s actually all Raposo’s fault. He showed me the pernicious and deliciously wicked ways of the Sphinx, a creature also seldom understood by the mundane vanillas of her time.

    To ease all this, and to help u out, i’ve uploaded a video (no, no, not here, but outside of the comment area, so all r just a click away from her sexy body and scholarly insights) of an expert on this bimbo matter. Well....um.....not my Bimbos of cors, but still, it might enlighten u tremendously. Even more so cos in ur attempt to lecture me, u conveniently left out that other definition of bimbo, hehehe. Go now, and feast ur eyes on her and her words. Mwuah!

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  5. Au contraire mon cher Mouse, c’est les Parisiens qui sont des gros beaufs, hehehe.

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  6. " there’s only one kind of femdom, a.k.a. feminine femdom, a.k.a. my femdom"

    Haha, what a witless rubbish. And that's the one who called me one-dimensional. You made my day, baby.
    And it's even more funny that you actually seem to believe that yourself.
    So enjoy the rest of your life. Farewell.

    T.

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  7. Ello Paula, ma chérie, my dear and sexy vixen from the North. I'm so glad u r here. It sooths the pain a bit, now Tyggertom has left us. But, like Sara and Andrea so beautifully and passionately sing together......time to say goodbye. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QbN0g8-zbdY

    Come to think of it, there r certainly some similarities between Sara and i, but not so many between Andrea and Tommy. Except of cors for one. Well.....um....only in a metaphorically way eh? Tom can’t see the truth while she is right in front of him, resisting the cure to his blindness with all his might. Which is no joke, as he’s a very strong and powerful man. Hmmmm, maybe he had a sneak peak, but was too afraid to leave his comfort zone, too scared to follow his hidden desire and untamable drive to be owned by me for the rest of his days as my preferred Bimbo? It happens u know. Many came and went b4 him. Alas, we’ll never know, as he’s gone now, a lone rider in the lonely crowd (sigh). Still, i wish him well.

    It's ur first step Paula. It's the first one to That Place. Now u r strutting in the corridor leading from a virtual world to a rare tangible one, following in the footsteps of the few chosen ones who've reached the end of the tunnel already, who knew there's only one kind of femdom, a.k.a feminine femdom, a.k.a my femdom, and all the delicious and cruel things that come with it.

    Go on now, don't mind ur heels, i'll catch u if u fall.......take the next step....and the next....and..... (hugging u on ur way). http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2PqhOrgk11A

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  8. Ooh. Only found this so I reply now.

    I'm really starting to like this Place, now that I'm working it out.

    I ain't going anywhere.

    I am here for keeps.

    Take my word for it.

    I was supposed to end up here with you.

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  9. Once having reached the end of that corridor, and the door slammed shut behind u, there's no way back, whether u would have given ur word or not!

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